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Nagoya's notorious crime boss, Fat *F-word CENSORED*, alias Uncle Tony, alias Anthony "The Bull" Soprano, took on Tokyo's Ivy Leaguer, Thelma, who asked, "Is Japan being overun with geeks with overactive hormones? But who won? You decide.

In a battle royale, that took place across two seperate threads:http://www.jciti.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=3 and http://www.jciti.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=12, Fat *F-word CENSORED*, Nagoya's representative of New Jersey's notorious Soprano family, virtually raped Thelma's argument that Geeks were out of control in Japan. Although the jCiti Editorial Board recognized the thrust of Fat *F-word CENSORED*'s arguments, we were also empressed by Thelma's restrained but logical thesis. Therefore the jCiti Editorial Board was evenly split as to who won. We ask you, the reader, who won.

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Well I'm voting for Fat *F-word CENSORED*, because frankly, if I didn't, he'd kick my ass.

A lot of people don't know where Anthony Soprano, aka. Fat *F-word CENSORED*, got his nickname “The Bull”. Well here's the story: when Anthony was growing up in the New Jersey suburbs as a teenager, he started running with the wrong crowd. The family decided to send him to Puerto Rico to get him away from these "bad elements" and to learn Spanish, as many of the families’ customers speak Spanish. During his time in Puerto Rico he worked as a bull fighter for a part time job. He was known as the “San Juan Salsa” matador because he used Salsa steps to outwit the bull. Needless to say he developed quite a following in San Juan before the family called him backed to New Jersey.

Anthony was then posted to Nagoya Japan to study under the infamous Ralphie "Rug Burns" Soprano as a junior lieutenant. Rug Burns had developed Nagoya into the family's main outpost in Asia, selling defective and other spurious goods. Rug Burns had initially been posted to Nagoya because he was somewhat of an embarrassment to the Soprano family giving his predilection for young men. No one thought it necessary to tell Anthony about this and it came as quite a surprise.

One day in Anthony’s office, as he bent over to pick up something he had dropped, he sensed someone was behind him. He turned around and was greeted with both the lascivious eyes of Rug Burns as well as the “one eyed monster” of Rug Burns standing, so to speak, at full attention. Rug Burns then proceeded to say, “Anthony, I wants' you to turn back around, bend over and lose the pants. I wants' to see if you are as soft and round inside as you are outside.”

Well needless to say Anthony was not going to have any of this at all! In Anthony’s office is a bull’s head and horns from the largest bull he vanquished in his days as the “San Juan Salsa” Matador. Before Rug Burns had even gotten a chance to pull his pants back up, Anthony had ripped the Bull's head and horns off his wall and proceeded to gore Rug Burns unmerciously!

Until this day the Nagoya police have no idea what the murder weapon was in the Rug Burn’s homicide. The 122 puncture wounds, in evenly distributed pairs, is something that remains a mystery and is one of the few unsolved homicides in Nagoya to this day.

That is the story of how Anthony, aka Fat *F-word CENSORED* became known as Anthony “The Bull”.

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I give the battle to FF 'cause I think Thelma likes it anal! Thelma probably go all wet and heated just thinking of FF plunging into her depths and NEEDED FF to stay on subject in order for her to keep her fingers on the keyboard and not manipulating something else. Education can only go so far, and despite Thelma's height in education, I am sure she has her lows, like a dog (especially in the bedroom).
I bet Thelma has visited a sex shop recently to get an anal plug and calls it "monkey."

First off, it appears that most of the posters to this board are from Nagoya, which as everyone in Tokyo knows, is that annoying Shinkansen stop between Tokyo and Kyoto. I mean, I guess they have to stop to pick up farms produce and sundries there.

But to get to the issue at hand. Fat *F-word CENSORED* is what he is and always will be: a Fat *F-word CENSORED* and nothing more. He is no mobster. I was the one that brought up the connection to the Tony Soprano. That was a joke Joe, you dweeb. This Joe Steel guy is odviously another Nagoya loser who looks up to Fat *F-word CENSORED*, as the closest thing he's had to a relationship, since Molly the Sheep got hit by a tractor outside of Nagoya station.

If one looks at these threads there is no question that I won this debate. I stuck to the issues at hand, whilst, Fat *F-word CENSORED*, relying on belicose and impotent sexual bravado, only suceeded in lowering himself into the gutter. If only he could fit through the sewer hole, the world would be a finer place.

yeah i agree with thelma. frikkin geeks who go to japan with little talent for english and (not much for anything else) to pick up j-girls are just one step shy of having the guts to go to Thailand to pick up some proper hookers. All respect due to normal (non-gaijin-fetish) japanese people and their genuine (non-japanese-fetish) gaijin partners who are together for genuine compatibility reasons given.
Gaijin-fetish-j-girls: They usually aren't your average japanese girl. Very seldom considered pretty or socially acceptable among their japanese peers, they go for any old gaijin loser cos
1) foreigners can't communicate with them well enough understand their intellectual and emotional shortcomings.
2) like it was put forward in the thread, j-girl fetish gaijins think that "7-8 out of 10 j-girls are pretty"... WHAT THE! are you kidding... ask the local opinion... i really beg to differ. but anyway, loser gaijins make them feel beautiful.
3) someone in the thread made a reference to his numerous sex offers recieved while teaching in japanese high schools. yes, this is because for some weird reason, gaijins are seen as horny by the local japanese too (hence thelma's original argument) and a slutty girl who wants a cheap dicking in japan thinks she can safely approach a gaijin without the humiliating rejection or "oh my god you're a total slut" that she might recieve normally.

gaijin-4-j-girl reasons:
1)can't get any back home
2) communication with j-girl not good enough for her to realise that he's anything but a fascinating person (similar to above)
3)due to cultural differences e.g. "peter explains to keiko his fascinating western hobby but keiko doesn't know that collecting dungeons and dragons models and painting them is the most loser-like thing you can do in the west." she doesn't realise that he's a geek.
watching and meeting losers like these piss me off. it undermines the hard work that us normal guys (who deserve sex) put into developing a decent attractive personality.
just some thoughts

non-j-fetish-gaijin-guy

okay, so it's nice that these people can find sex partners or whatever... but they're just satisfying their horny needs instead of addressing their social shortcomings. it's bad in the long run. They're just finding partners cos of their racial fetishes and remember, to keiko, peter could be any gaijin, and to peter, keiko could be any j-girl and it would be just as good.

Jeez, some people around here have real issues.

I've never read so much fuss over nothing!

Booooooring... Why don´t you guys have a competition down in Japan, The ones who get´s laid the least get´s to clean everyones bathroom... That would be really nice, I am not participating though.. I would lose like the geek I am and cleaning a guys bathroom is like cleaning something 150 have been cumming on.... *getting the point?* Then ofcourse you take pics and all that, and send them too me, and I won´t put them up in my school (I will put them in my room)