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Despite the warning on the sign-up page I 'joined anyway' perhaps by offering this Standard Canadian Apology you will welcome me to this community..

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like the majority of you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the righ to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than yours.


I'm sorry we beat you for the Olympic hockey Gold medal in Salt Lake 2002. In our own defence I guess the excuse would be our team was much, much, better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've repainted it! Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your water oops, I mean beer but, we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.

I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we constantly apologize for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really just a thinly veiled criticism.


I sincerely hope that you don't get disturbed over this. We've seen what you do to countries when you get upset.

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Sooner or Later it all gets Real..

Now there is a sorry lumberjack if I ever heard one.

Don't forget: This Saturday it is your turn to wear the treasure chest to the mounty party!

How aboooooot that, ayyy?

Oh Canada, Glorious and Fr... disrespectful, unloyal, stab in the back....

Maybe "Bush is a moron" (maybe??), but he is our moron and we don't appreciate our white trash neighbor to the north pointing it out. Don't forget who wears the pants on this continent.

After we finish up in Iraq - North Korea is Number 2, Iran is Number 3, Saudia Arabia is Number 4, and guess what your lucky number is Mr. Kanuck?!

Well come to think of it, you girls don't have any valuable oil, just a lot of yellow snow and houses made out of ice blocks.

Maybe we will give you to the French, your fellow "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys" as Bart Simpson says.

And make French the official language of Canada - serves you right.

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Don't question authority --- they don't know either.

Oh Canada, Glorious and Fr... disrespectful, unloyal, stab in the back....

ya.. respect is an interesting term.. perhaps your fly-boys might consider brushing up on the rules of engagement before they kill anymore of your 'allies' on the ground.. ;-(

Maybe "Bush is a moron" (maybe??), but he is our moron and we don't appreciate our white trash neighbor to the north pointing it out. Don't forget who wears the pants on this continent.

mmm.. no more white trash in 'trailer park' usa..?!?

After we finish up in Iraq - North Korea is Number 2, Iran is Number 3, Saudia Arabia is Number 4, and guess what your lucky number is Mr. Kanuck?!

impressive attempt at counting (almost) all the fingers on one hand..!! after few more years of watching Sesame Street perhaps you and I could have an intelligent conversation about the bigger global picture (but I doubt it)

Well come to think of it, you girls don't have any valuable oil, just a lot of yellow snow and houses made out of ice blocks.

Seems to me there was alot of yellow snow and ice block houses in places like Chicago and Detroit too.. as for having 'no valuable oil'.. well is there any other kind..?!? Aaah.. thats right.. it might be just a little harder to steal from a G8 country!!


Maybe we will give you to the French, your fellow "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys" as Bart Simpson says.

good.. quote Bart Simpson all you like.. the creators are actually Canadian!!

And make French the official language of Canada - serves you right.

hahaha.. we 'love' the French almost as much as you do.. but get real dude, Uncle Sam is in no position to 'make' anything official in the Great White North!!

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Say what you mean.. mean what you say.. *_*

That reminds me of a joke:

Wow.. I didn't mean to stun this group into a month long belly button gazing silence..!! The register form was pretty funny I thought; "... Sanitized for your protection. Employees of jCiti and their families are not eligible. No purchase necessary. Use only in well-ventilated area. Approved for veterans. No Canadian coins. No Canadians. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Reproduction strictly allowed. Webmaster does not carry cash..." So it seemed like a good way to start.. but perhaps not so well recieved..?!? Anyway.. maybe there are more important topics to discuss like SARS being a Bio. Weapon or about how long it will take for the U.S. to decide that Libya needs liberation too..?!?

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When Canada does somthing to help the world let the rest of us know....and I don't mean mooching of US economic power that is!!! LOL

This thread is old, but I couldn't resist.

Funny... George Bush... a moron. Hmm. There he is, President of the United States, flying back and forth on Air Force One, kicking ass in the Middle East, the most powerful man on Earth. And in this corner, his labeler, residing in a country many Americans could buy outright with less than a year's income, posting messages in an online forum that apologize for his meager existence, having the life-long dream of someday appearing on a reality TV show.



Psst. FireDragon. They're still broadcasting propaganda hourly on Headline News. Better get back to it or you might miss something.

Canada is 1/10th the size of the US (in population - but not in heart), what do you expect?!?

Just wanted to add a big "Hear, Hear" from the little island floating off europe (UK) to FireDragon's first post on this thread!

Attaboy!

Ever hear of:
Vimy Ridge
Battle of the Atlantic
Iran Hostage Crisis
Penicillin
O yeah and THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD!