Can't register on the forums

[Nic James #2 Fan]

Mr Admin, your register system is down. It is VERY IMPORTANT to me to get the title Nic James #2 Fan before someone else nabs it, as it's only a matter of time before someone gets in before me.

[The Real #2 Fan]

Hey Johnny-Come-Lately, I was a Nic James fan from the beginning and I personally know Nic James #1 fan and he can attest to my devotion.

I am the real #2 fan, but I haven't been able to register with this stupid board since the beginning.

I am the real Nic James #2 Fan

[Nic James #2 Fan]

No way you're not. I'm the number 2 fan, and I demand to be signed up to this here forum with the name Nic James #2 Fan. And how are you going to prove you were always the number 2 fan anyway? Do YOU have Nic James in the Snow all over your bedroom wall? Do YOU have Nic James's umbrella pattern underpants? Do YOU practice your jaunty scarf knot every morning? WELL??

See, I told you there'd be people jumping over themselves for the title if I didn't get in quickly. It would be SO UNFAIR if I missed out. Admin, can this be organized and WHEN please?

[Joe Steel]

Boys, Boys! I've spoken to the great one about who is the real Number 2 fan and neither of you is it!

Nic says that all of his fans are Number 1!

In any case, I woke up the Admin to this board and was able to pull him out of his drunken stupor to fix the user registration function.
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Joe Steel
Don't question authority --- they don't know either.

[Nic James No2 Fan]

Well about time! Thank you. I am currently awaiting approval by the administration. I trust this will not be an inconveniently long period of time. Being a Nic James fan is a busy, busy life.

[Nic James #2 Fan]

Approved!

And raring to go on the forums here! Right. Where do I start? Nic James. As the #2 fan of the great man, I think it behooves all fans to get into the famous Nic James grooove. One day if the man himself joins the forums, he might be able to explain it to us, until then you'll just have to CHECK IT OUT on the radio.

Nic James #2 Fan
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[Joe Steel]

Welcome aboard Nic James #2 Fan Tell us about your hopes and aspirations for Nic and how Nic has changed your life for the better.

Don't forget to check out the Nic James webpage. Just Google on "Nic James" and pick the first item.

Unfortunately since I returned to California, I can no longer hear Nic. Is there any chance of getting a webcast of the Nic James show?

I've started a US branch of the Nic@9 fan club and it is going strong!

Nic has a lot of groupies, so you girls out there, tell us what Nic is like behind closed doors
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Joe Steel
Don't question authority --- they don't know either.

[Nic James #2 Fan]

Shit hot stuff! Anyone hear the Nic James show tonight? Queen, Bob Dylan, Aha!, and all kinds of other shit! It was the groooove, man. I tell you.

Anyone know if this stuff is prerecorded and if so how does he get that spontaneous sparkle in the voice??

Man, tonight's show put me right in the mood, horny as hornblower the hornpipe. Watch out Nagoya clubs tonight!

Nic James No #2 Fan
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[Joe Steel]